The Very Witty Sequel to Kenneth Graham’s classic tale, The Wind in the Willows
…featuring some familiar characters, but not as you have read them before.
Mole awakes to an irritating, personal rash, but why is everyone else in foul humour?
Ratty (now vegan and identifying as Vole) is off his chump on mushrooms.
Badger is apoplectic as his truffle beds are plundered and Reg, the translocated otter, groans from indigestion.
Oddball rewilder Georges Montgofiere needs the Toad estate to realise his grandiose scheme.
But he could do without inconvenient business partner Horatio Toad who only sees profit in a safari-based theme park.
A new wild order? Others will have their say and the outcome will be beyond Montgolfiere’s wildest imaginings.
A sideways, humorous, take on rewilding with adult content.
Pure escapism from today’s grim realities.